- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats brown and sticky a stick

black chicken. kfc

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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