Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

justin littleton being sucessful

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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