- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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