- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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