- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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