- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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