Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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