Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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