- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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