Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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I drive a 'rarri

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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