- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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what do u call a apple a apple

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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