Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Matt is a Duster!

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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