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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White men's rights

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

these are shit

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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