- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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