A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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