What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

field day?

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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