Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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The WPGA tour

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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