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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What black and has children A black man

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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