- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Two planes walk into an office building

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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