Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

hi bye

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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