Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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