A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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9/11

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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