- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

who's a slut... you're mom

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Bacon is delcious.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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