How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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i hate black people

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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