I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Loperson

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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