Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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