A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Your existance.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Anti Joke

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