- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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