Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

im not food

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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