- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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