- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Poop

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

No your aunties a joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

don't just stand there

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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