whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Black people

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Anti Joke

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