roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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men

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