What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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I shot a bitch.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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