Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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