Why? Why not?

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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I'm Batman.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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ur gay

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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10inch nice

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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