My name is Jeff

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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