Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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a man makes a bad joke

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Asians

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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hi bye

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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