- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

baloney sandwich

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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