What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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