Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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gay porn...

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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