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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grunt when I poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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