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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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