What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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