- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name