why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

My three children are three big mistakes.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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