Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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