"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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