What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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