How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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THE GAME

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Carrot fingers

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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