Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

I wrote a funny joke.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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