- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

womens rights.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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