Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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