What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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womens rights

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anus

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Justin Beiber

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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whats black and large -me

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Anti Joke

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