What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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