- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

People...

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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