What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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you suck

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Elizabeth Warren

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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