Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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your life

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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