srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Sammi suck kyles chode

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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