Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Anti Joke

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