Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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