- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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