- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

VAGINA.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

what are three short words? i a am

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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