What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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