what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Bark I'm a tree

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penis

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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White men's rights

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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