- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Yo mama so fat.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Punching a baby

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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