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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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