- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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