Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

gay people

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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