- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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