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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Gay republicans

more like nig!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

my gramma died

Im taking a shit right now.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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