Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Where's my tractor?

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Women's rights

What did the president do for the people? ...

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

field day?

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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