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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Nickelback.

The lion swallowed his pride.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"