- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

I grunt when I poop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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