Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what happens every day? People die

I regret everything.....

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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