- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

You dropped something.... Yo lip

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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