- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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