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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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