An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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jibby jobby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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