Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

thumb_up thumb_down -7

my gramma died

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -7

more like nig!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hey, Max!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why was the man sad? his wife died

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -9

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops