What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Womans baksetball...

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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