What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

A person from Singapore eats

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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