- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

knock knock who's there? hope

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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