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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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