What happen? Idk...

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Women can vote? wtf

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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My children are mistakes

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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