knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Continents are large islands.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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give me a thumbs up

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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