How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A man walks into a bar

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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